The wait is over…on-time-every-time…The Misfit Corporation delivers on it’s promise of a Wednesday release of the pre-order and detail fulfillment peculiarities.
NOTE: Dealers, pricing has NOT yet be totally and absolutely solidified, HOWEVER, until January 15th if there are customer inquires you may use diSSent pricing for the Nummers frame.
Email for pricing on the Nummers fork – it will NOT be the same as the diSSent fork price.
The OFFICIAL announcement:
– NOW AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER –
Due to the LIMITED release of the first run, pre-orders will be taken in ADVANCE of the planned (but very likely) January 15th out-the-door shipping date.
Well dummy, pre-orders will receive:
Deposit REQUIRED with order: $75
Balance due with shipment: $250
Note: We at The Kinder Gentler Misfit Psycles Corporation of Death are not complete trolls, if you go soft and wish to cancel your pre-order in ADVANCE of the planned shipping date, a FULL refund will be issued. Junk punch may be issued at our discretion.
– REMEMBER: THIS IS A PRE-ORDER ONLY PEOPLE –
The OFFICIAL listing:
Genuine MISFIT PSYCLES Nummers Urban/DJ Single speed Frame
Look ma, we found a use for steel and 26″ wheels, in the 21st century!
And now for something completely different.
NUMMERS GEOMETRY AND SPECIFICATIONS:
Nummers – Metric (MM)
MISFIT PSYCLES FLICKR
URBAN DICTIONARY – Good tasting, yummy.
There has got to be something mo better, use your imagination.
DJ and URBAN?
Brought to you by world-wide leaders in the production and mass-market assimilation of black single speed frames with skulls…the very same geniuses that dreamed up such evil brilliance as Cobra Command, Decepticons and Cabbage Patch Dolls…The Misfit Psycles Corporation of Doom makes new old again, this time with a newer new more evil-er twist.
Designed to be an INCREDIBLE Two Three MANY frames in one…the Misfit Psycles Nummers is practically the Swiss Army Knife of the Wii generation.
Fantastic Misfit Psycles, could it get any better?
It can NOT.
ORDER YOURS TODAY!
- Disc ONLY (optional fork is brakeless)
- Single Speed ONLY
- 4130 Cromoly
- Frame Corrected for:
- Suspension (Dirt Use) – Axle to crown 491mm (100mm)
- Rigid (Street Use) – Axle to Crown 430mm
- Fork Options:
- None (standard)
- Rigid Cromoly fork 430mm 20mm axle (optional)
- Custom horizontal drop outs with slotted caliper mounts for simple axle/brake setup.
- One Size ONLY:
- REGULAR Sized – 575mm (22.64″) ett
- Black with Clear coat (standard)
- White with Clear coat (optional)
- RAW (do it yourselfer) with Phosphate (optional)
- Supplied – Customize your ride (standard)
- Applied – Done in the lab (optional)
- Frame Weight:
- TBA lb or TBA g
- Fork Weight (Rigid Cromoly):
- TBA lb or TBA g
From the I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO SAY THIS FILE –
Any use of the terms DJ and URBAN are NOT in anyway shape or form a license to act like a complete idiot while using these components. These are bicycle parts NOT radiated spider bites or red capes.
Check your crap before EVERY ride, wear protective things and ride somewhere within the confines of your ACTUAL ability.
The OFFICIAL conclusion:
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