MOST because the winning entry by Mike ‘Evan’ Festa is NOT.
I deserve the new Misfit frame because I am a roadie piece of shit and I need to harden the fuck up*.
*This is ACTUALLY (if not exactly) what he wrote and NOT what EVERYONE was thinking anyway…I liked Mike all the more after reading this.
MOST because the meanest and nastiest (and undeniably funniest) were eaten by submission sorter and perennial persnicketer, Dick Dillen.
Thanks be to Colt for taking on the hateful task of trampling the dreams of the rest.
This is some others…others that may or may not be in actuality legitimate or otherwise verifiable…
MOST CYCLING DIRT SUBMISSION:
MOST BICYCLING SUBMISSION:
MOST THURSTON HOWEL III SUBMISSION:
Incidentally yet maybe totally unrelated…in a just saying sort of way.
Note: I beat those 33 Bieber bitches WITHOUT the aid of hand-ups, domestics, trainers or sponsors…although I would like to thank this brilliant purple rage of hateful death that I’ve held against pop-like culture or anyone more pop-than-I since my early adultiness.
I am hereby taking submission suggestions for a 10-100 word essay…
- I would like the suggested subject to involve defamation and bile towards the more prettier, more paid, more advantaged by athleticism and dedication cycle set.
- I would like the potential perimeters to evoke a writhing wit. A wit so awesome it arrives in my box riding atop a pure silver Stallion forged from genuine bullshitium.
- I would like the incipient idea to be so stupid, so brilliant, so vague in it’s particulars that ONLY the most best, ONLY the most wanting, ONLY the most messed will enter.
Put the ideas as comments.
In so doing you do thereby accept and acknowledge full liability as it pertains to any parties that are suffering, do suffer or will suffer from hurt-feelings in the resultant bi-products.
Have a nice fucking day.